Ways of kissing

Time: 2 a.m.

Date: 10^th March, 2003

Ever had a 4 hour discussion on types of kisses? I am sure nobody has this faltoo time to talk about this…. But this was long back, back during my engineering days… anything and everything was discussed then… there was nothing stopping us… But I would limit my blog to few interesting and innovative kisses that were fashioned by six of us sitting in my hostel room C -204, DA-IICT, Gandhinagar, Gujarat. I would like to introduce my group to you; Ghuttu, Halwai, Lapa, Gujju, Dennis and Dick (original names have been hidden, because I am not permitted to)

Ghuttu,”Yaar, I am so bored with my life; there is nothing exciting happening”

Halwai (little tensed),”We have our internal exams starting from next week … We all have a lot to study... Shit”

Dennis (cribbing as usual),”Kitna padhega Halwai, padhai main kuch nahi rakha hai”

Ghuttu (with over flowing confidence),”Sahi keh raha hai dennis. After all, jo nahi padhte hain, woh life ke end main kuch na kuch ban hi jaate hain“

Gujju (patting on Ghuttu’s back),”Wah! Wah!, kya baat kahi hai”

Lapa (in silent anger), “It has become our daily routine. The whole day goes by without doing anything and at night we sit together like this talking nonsense. Let’s at least buy the books and tear them into 6 parts each so that we are well-prepared for our exams”

Halwai,”Chalo, at least two of us have started thinking about it”

Dick,”There are some movies on the LAN. I think we should watch it this week itself. We won’t be getting time next week because of exams”

Dennis (pressing his palms together in eagerness),” What all movies are there?”

Dick,” SHALL WE KISS, REMEMBER THE TITANS, OLD SCHOOL”

Ghuttu (with eyes lit up),” I think we should watch SHALL WE KISS … naam se mast lag rahi hai J “

Gujju,” I heard it’s in French… we won’t understand a word. Someone arrange for subtitles please”

Halwai,” I’ll take care of that”

Ghuttu,”Anyway, I am so frustrated that I can watch any damn movie. Come on guys, it’s a French movie… and French women are beautiful. Movie will surely have some intimate scenes… Time pass to ho hi jayega”

After this initial discussion for half an hour, entire setup was made… Copying the movie to local system, downloading the subtitles, arranging the speakers at proper place to provide enough sound boost (especially intimate scenes need full sound), some local namkeens and positions of bed changed to enable a better view of the movie.

Movie started… Half an hour passed. No whereabouts of even a single loving scene. Frustration was creeping on the faces of each one of us.

Ghuttu (looking here and there),” Arey yaar, itni der ho gayi hai, ek kiss to kar do… @#$#*$% what a pathetic movie… I have better ideas on kissing than this…. Chhhhaaaaaaa (in disgust)”

Lapa (with interest) ,” Accha, what all better ideas do you have? Looks like someone has a lot of experience doing all this stuff”

Ghuttu,” Dare you question my imagination, Lapa. Actually this reminds me one of my favorite WOULD-DO kiss”

Dick,” What is it? We get to learn from each other. What is better than a discussing and learning things? :)”

Ghuttu,” I call it a THIRST QUENCHER KISS. For no reason, you stare at your love’s mouth while licking your lips as though you are dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you are doing. Then you answer: I want them, I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them. Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst”

Gujju,” This shows how much frustration has crept in to you. I expected something similar coming from you. You know gals need something more romantic and warm.”

Dennis,” Yes, with a kiss, a gal should feel that she is loved and cared for. Just hold the love’s chin with your palm, smile and just deliver a sweet kiss on her lips. I call it a PALM KISS.”

Halwai,” There is one famous Greek herb, called THYME which makes one irresistible kissable J Mix this herb in your love’s meal. Moments after the first bite, rush to your love’s lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce that the Greeks were right, and then rush back with another passionate kiss…. Hehe… I call it a THYMELY KISS”

Gujju,” Wow!! Now that was something. I would rather like to surprise my love and give her a riddle…. The RIDDLE KISS. Just imagine asking your love to solve the following riddle:

I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.

If she is able to solve it, then ask for a demo. If she cannot show the answer then the answer is a kiss… Aapki paancho ungliyan ghee main rahengi boss“

Ghuttu (whispering to Dennis), “Aise riddle dega to woh pakka so jayegi… hahahaha” We all laugh.

Lapa (with eyes closed and with wish-she-would-be-here look), “It’s a different feeling when you kiss in the rain. Raj Kapoor and Nutan style holding the umbrella and singing the song… If the spirit of kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss till both of lovers are soaked… KISS IN THE RAIN “

Dick, “By Jove, are you all in love? Or it is just out of frustration? If the gals of our batch come to know of all this, they would just go crazy meeting you guys (rolling on the floor). Can you guys believe, we have been discussing this since last 2 hours because I forgot to stop the movie and it kept on going? It was a long one, just like our discussion… Good job guys!!!! Cheers!!!”

Ghuttu,” I think we should have more and more of these… I would like to get deeper into what-a-gal-wants type of stuff. Dick, thanks for bringing this movie”

Finally, we all got up from the bed and went out for an early morning tea.