Sunday, November 17, 2013

Sachin Tendulkar's Farewell Speech

Just wanted to keep what he said in his speech for my memories...


All my friends. Settle down let me talk, I will get more and more emotional (crowd gets louder as he composes himself). My life, between 22 yards for 24 years, it is hard to believe that that wonderful journey has come to an end, but I would like to take this opportunity to thank people who have played an important role in my life. Also, for the first time in my life I am carrying this list, to remember all the names in case I forget someone. I hope you understand. It's getting a little bit difficult to talk but I will manage.

The most important person in my life, and I have missed him a lot since 1999 when he passed away, my father. Without his guidance, I don't think I would have been standing here in front of you. He gave me freedom at the age of 11, and told me that [I should] chase my dreams, but make sure you do not find shortcuts. The path might be difficult but don't give up, and I have simply followed his instructions. Above all, he told me to be a nice human being, which I will continue to do and try my best. Every time I have done something special [and] showed my bat, it was [for] my father.


My mother, I don't know how she dealt with such a naughty child like me. I was not easy to manage. She must be extremely patient. For a mother, the most important thing is that her child remains safe and healthy and fit. That was what she was most bothered and worried about. She took care of me for the last 24 years that I have played for India, but even before that she started praying for me the day I started playing cricket. She just prayed and prayed and I think her prayers and blessings have given me the strength to go out and perform, so a big thank you to my mother for all the sacrifices.


In my school days, for four years, I stayed with my uncle and aunt because my school was quite far from my home, and they treated me like their son. My aunt, after having had a hard day's play, I would be half asleep and she would be feeding me food so I could go again and play tomorrow. I can't forget these moments. I am like their son and I am glad it has continued to be the same way.


My eldest brother, Nitin, and his family, have always encouraged me. My eldest brother doesn't like to talk much, but the one thing he always told me is that whatever you do, I know you will always give it 100%, and that I have full faith and confidence in you. His encouragement meant a lot to me. My sister, Savita, and her family, was no different. The first cricket bat of my life was presented to me by my sister. It was a Kashmir willow bat. But that is where the journey began. She is one of those many who still continue to fast when I bat, so thank you very much.


Ajit, my brother, now what do I talk about him? I don't know. We have lived this dream together. He was the one who sacrificed his career for my cricket. He spotted the spark in me. And it all started from the age of 11 when he took me to Archrekar sir, my coach, and from there on my life changed. You will find this hard to believe but even last night he called to discuss my dismissal, knowing that there was a remote chance of batting again, but just the habit we have developed, the rapport we have developed, since my birth, has continued and it will continue. Maybe when I'm not playing cricket we will still be discussing technique.


Various things we agreed upon, my technique, and so many technical things which I didn't agree with him, we have had arguments and disagreements, but when I look back at all these things in my life, I would have been a lesser cricketer.


The most beautiful thing happened to me in 1990 when I met my wife, Anjali. Those were special years and it has continued and will always continue that way. I know Anjali, being a doctor; there was a wonderful career in front of her. When we decided to have a family, Anjali took the initiative to step back and say that 'you continue with your cricket and I will take the responsibility of the family'.


Without that, I don't think I would have been able to play cricket freely and without stress. Thanks for bearing with all my fuss and all my frustrations, and all sorts of rubbish that I have spoken. Thanks for bearing with me and always staying by my side through all the ups and downs. You are the best partnership I've had in my life.
Then, the two precious diamonds of my life, Sara and Arjun. They have already grown up. My daughter is 16, my son is 14. Time has flown by. I wanted to spend so much time with them on special occasions like their birthdays, their annual days, their sports day, going on holidays, whatever. I have missed out on all those things. Thanks for your understanding. Both of you have been so, so special to me you cannot imagine. I promise you [that] for 14 and 16 years I have not spent enough time with both of you, but the next 16 years or even beyond that, everything is for you.


My in-laws, Anand Mehta and Annabel, both have been so, so supportive [and] loving and caring. I have discussed on various things in life, generally with them, and have taken their advice. You know, it's so important to have a strong family who is always with you and who are guiding you. Before you start clapping, the most important thing they did was allowing me to marry Anjali, so thank you very much.


In the last 24 years that I have played for India I have made new friends, and before that I have had friends from my childhood. They have all had a terrific contribution. As and when I have called them to come and bowl to me at the nets, they have left their work aside to come and help me. Be it joining me on holidays and having discussions with me on cricket, or how I was a little stressed and wanting to find a solution so I can perform better.
All those moments my friends were with me. Even for when I was injured, I would wake up in the morning because I couldn't sleep and thought that my career was over because of injuries, that is when my friends have woken up at 3 o'clock in the morning to drive with me and make me believe that my career was not over. Life would be incomplete without all those friends. Thanks for being there for me.


My cricket career started when I was 11. The turning point of my career was when my brother (Ajit) took me to Achrekar sir. I was extremely delighted to see him up in the stands. Normally he sits in front of the television and he watches all the games that I play. When I was 11/12, those were the days when I used to hop back on his scooter and play a couple of practice matches a day. The first half the innings I would be batting at Shivaji Park, the second half, at some other match in Azad Maidan. He would take me all over Mumbai to make sure I got match practice.


On a lighter note, in the last 29 years, sir has never ever said 'well played' to me because he thought I would get complacent and I would stop working hard. Maybe he can push his luck and wish me now, well done on my career, because there are no more matches, sir, in my life. I will be witnessing cricket, and cricket will always stay in my heart, but you have had an immense contribution in my life, so thank you very much.


My cricket for Mumbai started right here on this ground, the Mumbai Cricket Association (MCA), which is so dear to me. I remember landing from New Zealand at four o'clock in the morning, and turning up for a game here at eight o'clock just because I wanted to be a part of Mumbai cricket, and not that somebody forced me. That was for the love of Mumbai cricket, and thank you very much. The president is here so thank you very much, along with your team, for taking care of me and looking after my cricket.


The dream was obviously to play for India, and that is where my association with BCCI started. BCCI was fantastic, right from my debut they believed in my ability and selecting me into the squad at the age of 16 was a big step, so thanks to all the selectors for having faith in me and the BCCI for giving me the freedom to express myself out in the middle. Things would have been different if you had not been behind me, and I really appreciate your support. Especially when I was injured, you were right with me and making sure that all the treatments were taken care of, and that I got fit and fine and playing [right] back for India.


The journey has been special, the last 24 years, I have played with many senior cricketers, and even before that there were many senior cricketers with whom I watched on television. They inspired me to play cricket, and to play in the right way. Thanks to all those senior cricketers, and unfortunately I have not been able to play with them, but I have high regards for all their achievements and all their contributions.


We see it on the mega-screen, Rahul, Laxman, Sourav, and Anil, who is not here, and my team-mates right here in front me. You are like my family away from home. I have had some wonderful times with you. It is going to be difficult to not be part of the dressing room, sharing those special moments. All the coaches for their guidance, it has been special for me. I know when MS Dhoni presented me the 200th Test match cap on Day One morning. I had a brief message for the team. I would like to repeat that. I just feel that all of us are so, so fortunate and proud to be part of the Indian cricket team and serving the nation.


Knowing all of you guys, I know you will continue to serve the nation in the right spirit and right values. I believe we have been the lucky ones to be chosen by the Almighty to serve this sport. Each generation gets this opportunity to take care of this sport and serve it to the best of our ability. I have full faith in you to continue to serve the nation in the right spirit and to the best of your ability, to bring all the laurels to the country. All the very best.


I would be failing in my duties if I did not thank all the doctors, the physios, the trainers, who have put this difficult body together to go back on the field and be able to play. The amount of injuries that I have had in my career, I don't know how you have managed to keep me fit, but without your special efforts, it would never have happened. The doctors have met me at weird hours. I mean I have called them from Mumbai to Chennai, Mumbai to Delhi, I mean wherever. They have just taken the next flight and left their work and families to be with me, which has allowed me to play. So a big thank you to all three of you for keeping me in good shape.


My dear friend, late Mark Mascarenhas, my first manager. We unfortunately lost him in a car accident in 2001, but he was such a well-wisher of cricket, my cricket, and especially Indian cricket. He was so passionate. He understood what it takes to represent a nation and gave me all the space to go out and express myself, and never pressurised me to do this ad or promotion or whatever the sponsors demanded. He took care of that and today I miss him, so thank you Mark for all your contribution.


My current management team, WSG, for repeating what Mark has done, because when I signed the contract I exactly told them what I want from them, and what it requires to represent me. They have done that and respected that.


Someone who has worked closely with me for 14 years is my manager, Vinod Nayudu. He is more like my family and all the sacrifices, spending time away from his family for my work, has been special, so big thank you to his family as well for giving up so much time for my work with Vinod.


In my school days, when I performed well, the media backed me a lot. They continue to do that till this morning. Thank you so much to the media for supporting and appreciating my performances. It surely had a positive effect on me. Thank you so much to all the photographers as well for those wonderfully captured moments that will stay with me for the rest of my life, so a big thank you to all the photographers.


I know my speech is getting a bit too long (crowd roars with 'noooo'), but this is the last thing I want to say. I want to thank all the people here who have flown in from various parts of the world, and have supported me endlessly, whether I scored a 0 or a 100-plus. Your support was so dear to me and meant a lot to me. Whatever you have done for me.


I know I have met so many guys who have fasted for me, prayed for me, done so much for me. Without that life wouldn't have been like this for me. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, and also say that time has flown by rather quickly, but the memories you have left with me will always be with me forever and ever, especially "Sachin, Sachin" which will reverberate in my ears till I stop breathing. Thank you very much. If I have missed out on saying something, I hope you understand. Goodbye.


What a person!!! What a human being!!! What a legend!!!!

I promise that I shall remain your fan forever - till I am alive

Monday, May 27, 2013

Words from the wise

I recently finished reading Khushwant Singh's THE FREETHINKER PRAYER BOOK and found some interesting quotes from different religious teachings and thinkers.

"If a man say, I love God and hateth his brother, he is a liar
For he that loveth not his brother, whom he hath seen, cannot love God whom he hath not seen"
                                                                                                    - The Bible

"Only the small of heart think: 'These are my people and those strangers'. For the magnanimous sage, All World is Family"
                                                                                            - Maha Upanishad (Vasudhaivkutumbukam)

"What use is bending or bowing of head,
When you bow, not the heart?"
                                                                                             - The Guru Granth Sahib

"By self along is evil done,
By self is one digraced,
By self is evil left undone,
By self alone is one purified,
Purity and impurity belong to self, no one can purify another"
                                                                                             - The Dhammapada

"Your actions are defined by intention,
Every man shall deserve only that which he intended"
                                                                                              - Prophet Mohammed


"Whether one believes in religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or not,
There isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate kindness and compassion"
                                                                                               - The Dalai Lama

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgement you pronounce you will be judged
And with the measure you use it, will be measured to you"
                                                                                               - Jesus

"Once I set out to find the crooked of heart and returned disappointed,
Then I looked into my heart; I found the king of crooks hiding there"
                                                                                                - Kabir

"Learn to see the divine in every human being,
Give food to the hungry, water to the thirsty and clothes to the naked,
This is how you feel God"
                                                                                               - Shirdi Sai Baba

"He who knows others is learned,
He who knows himself is wise"
                                                                                           - Lao Tsu

"He that gives should never remember,
He that receives should never forget"
                                                                                           - The Talmud

"Always tell the truth, then you don't have to remember anything"
                                                                                           - Mark Twain

"Do not do to others as you would not wish done to your self"
                                                                                           - Confucius

"Beauty is eternity gazing itself in a mirror,
But you are eternity and you are the mirror"
                                                                                         - Khalil Gibran

"The passing moment is all that we can be sure of,
It is only common sense to extract its utmost value from it"
                                                                                         - W. Somerset Maugham

"When your heart is clean and right,
The Ganga's in your bath tub"
                                                                                         - Ravi Dass

 "We have been looking for the burning bush, the parting of sea, the bellowing voice from heaven,
Instead we should be looking at day-by-day events in our lives for evidence of the miraculous"
                                                                                            - M. Scott Peck

"Hands that help are far better than the lips that pray"
                                                                                            - Robert G. Ingersoll

"Wealth without work,
Pleasure without conscience,
Science without humanity,
Knowledge without character,
Commerce without morality,
Worship without sacrifice,
Politics without principle"
                                                                                            - Seven Deadly Sins by M.K. Gandhi 

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Himmatwala Special

- Breaking News:
US attacks North Korea by dropping Himmatwala Dvd's.

... - In India, 1st April to be renamed as 'Himmatwala Day'.

- Sanjay Dutt decided to go Jail than watching Himmatwala.

- Lashkar-E-Tayba owns responsibility of Himmatwala.

- Sajid Khan to receive National Award for 'WTF Film' category.

- Rajanikant went to Coma after watching Himmatwala.

- Best scene in Himmatwala:
"The Interval".

- Income Tax department to raid audience who watched Himmatwala.

- Sonia Gandhi decides to go back to Italy after watching Himmatwala.

- Kajol claimed Divorce after watching Himmatwala

- Ques.: If Sajid Khan; Farah Khan & Sirish Kunder fall off a tall building, who will survive....??

Ans.: INDIAN CINEMA =D :p ;) X_X

- BREAKING NEWS !!
Rahul Gandhi to visit the victims of Himmatwala soon.

- Apocalypse is when you accidentally go to watch Himmatwala and the 'Jumping Japang' ad is played during the interval !

- Reportedly Rajnikanth went to Coma and Sir Ravindra Jadeja lost his memory after watching Himmatwala.

- Virat Kohli has blocked Tamannah after watching Himmatwala!!

- North Korea is entering in a state of war against South Korea. I suggest them to drop DVD's of Drona, Tees Maar Khan, Joker and Himmatwala on each other. Instant Death!

- Not the actor, but each person coming out of the hall after watching the movie, should be called 'Himmatwala'!

- Farah Khan challenged Sajid Khan to make something worse than the IPL ads. Sajid Khan made Himmatwala.

- Just came across a song from Himmatwala "maar de bum pe laat". So what are we all waiting for? Let's head towards Sajid Khan's house.

- After I saw Himaatwala, i felt like doing Ajay Devgan's 'Apharan' and then pour some 'Gangajaal' on him and finally hand him over to 'Singham'

- If Ajay Devgan continues to act in movies like Himmatwala, days are not far when his neighbors' kids will confuse him with 'Rikshawala'.

- Two minutes of silence for those who have advanced booked Himmatwala tickets.

- Sad Story :
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the aaj par wapas 3 hi aaye :(
.
.
Ek Friend Coma me chala gaya movie dekhte dekhte :'(

- The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's Himmatwala ...is now considering leaving Bollywood and going back to the Zoo..
His career is Ruined....!!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Concepts of ISMs

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...


Courtesy: Facebook Wall Post from friends

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Udhaar ki baatein

हमारा भारत उधार के भरोसे  चल रहा है। ग्राहक को अपने पास खीचने का यह सबसे सफल उपाय माना जाता है। परंतु ग्राहक को अपना माल बेचने के बाद रिटेल धंधे में जो अक्सर शब्द सुनने में आते हें, वो यह हें :

1. लिख लेना 
2. बाद में लेना 
3. आकर देता हूँ 
4. दे दूंगा 
5. आकर  ले जाना 
6. कल दे दूंगा 
7. सुबह देता हूँ 
8. शाम को देता हूँ 
9. भरोसा नहीं है क्या?
10. पहचानते नहीं हो क्या?
11. भाग जाऊंगा क्या?
12. टेलीफोन करने पर - साहब नहीं हैं, मीटिंग में बिजी हैं
13. मीटिंग में व्यस्त हैं - थोड़ी देर में करना 

आखिर ऐसा क्यों? 

जागो ग्राहक जागो !!!!

Friday, January 11, 2013

Thought

वक़्त का पता नहीं चलता अपनों के साथ,
पर अपनों का पता चलता है वक़्त के साथ 

Bhagwaan kahan se ho?

कपडे हो गए छोटे, शर्म कहाँ से हो ।
अनाज हो गया रासायनिक, स्वाद कहाँ से हो ।
भोजन हो गया डालडा का , ताकत कहाँ से हो ।
नेता हुआ कुर्सी का, देश्मुखी कहाँ से हो ।
फूल हुए प्लास्टिक के, खुशबु कहाँ से हो ।
चेहरा हुआ मेकअप का, रूप कहाँ से हो ।
शिक्षक हुए टयूशन  के, विद्या कहाँ से हो ।
प्रोग्राम हुए चैनल के , संस्कार कहाँ से हो ।
इंसान हुआ  पैसों का , दया कहाँ से हो ।
 पानी हुआ केमिकल का, गंगाजल कहाँ से हो ।
संत हुए स्वार्थ के, सत्संग कहाँ से हो ।
भक्त हुए स्वार्थ  के, भगवान कहाँ से हो ।

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sidhuisms in Hindi

Sidhuisms on 1st Test, Ind Vs Eng, 15th Nov, 2012

STAR CRICKET has started giving commentary in Hindi starring Navjot Singh Sidhu. SHIT!!!!
  • परबत की हरियाली देख कर यह पता नहीं लगाया जा सकता है की उसके अन्दर कितनी ज्वाला भरी हुई है!! - On Sehwag's Batting
  •  फायदे की ईमारत हमेशा नुक्सान की धुप में ही बनती है! - On Gambhir's form
  •  जैसे जल  मिटटी को कीचड बनाये बिना नहीं रुक सकता, वैसे ही स्वान भारतीय बल्लेबाजों के रास्ते में भूकंप ला सकता है!!! - On Graeme Swann's Spin Attack
  • जो काम सुई कर सकती है, वो तलवार नहीं कर सकती!! - On Pujara's batting and bringing stability in batting line up
  • वशीभूत और मंत्रमुग्ध कर देने वाला स्ट्रोक!! - On Yuvraj's straight drive for a boundary
  • अनहोनी को होनी कर दे, होनी को अनहोनी; एक जगह जब जमा हो तीनों - यादव, प्रज्ञान और धोनी - On India's bowling attack in 2nd innings

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Udd ja hans akela

Heard this bhajan on the internet - the lyrics hold a deep meaning in my life:

Ek dall do panchhi re baitha kaun guru kaun chela
Guru ki karni guru bharega chela ki karni chela re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela

Maati chun chun mahal banaya
Log kahe ghar mera
Na ghar tera na ghar mera chidiya rain basera re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Kaudi kaudi maya jodi jod bharela thaila
Kahat kabeer suno bhai sadhu
Sang chale na dhela re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Maat kahe ye putra hamara bahan kahe ye mera
Bhai kahe ye bhuja hamari naari kahe ye nar mera re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Pet pakad ke maata roye bah pakad ke bhai
Lapat jhapat ke chidiya roye
Hans akela jai re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Jab tak jiye mata roye bahan roye dasmasa
Barah din tak tiriya roye
Bhed kare ghar vasa re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Raaye

मेरे बारे में कोई राय कायम मत करना !!!
क्योंकि मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा, तुम्हारी राय बदलेगी

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