Saturday, April 6, 2013

Himmatwala Special

- Breaking News:
US attacks North Korea by dropping Himmatwala Dvd's.

... - In India, 1st April to be renamed as 'Himmatwala Day'.

- Sanjay Dutt decided to go Jail than watching Himmatwala.

- Lashkar-E-Tayba owns responsibility of Himmatwala.

- Sajid Khan to receive National Award for 'WTF Film' category.

- Rajanikant went to Coma after watching Himmatwala.

- Best scene in Himmatwala:
"The Interval".

- Income Tax department to raid audience who watched Himmatwala.

- Sonia Gandhi decides to go back to Italy after watching Himmatwala.

- Kajol claimed Divorce after watching Himmatwala

- Ques.: If Sajid Khan; Farah Khan & Sirish Kunder fall off a tall building, who will survive....??

Ans.: INDIAN CINEMA =D :p ;) X_X

- BREAKING NEWS !!
Rahul Gandhi to visit the victims of Himmatwala soon.

- Apocalypse is when you accidentally go to watch Himmatwala and the 'Jumping Japang' ad is played during the interval !

- Reportedly Rajnikanth went to Coma and Sir Ravindra Jadeja lost his memory after watching Himmatwala.

- Virat Kohli has blocked Tamannah after watching Himmatwala!!

- North Korea is entering in a state of war against South Korea. I suggest them to drop DVD's of Drona, Tees Maar Khan, Joker and Himmatwala on each other. Instant Death!

- Not the actor, but each person coming out of the hall after watching the movie, should be called 'Himmatwala'!

- Farah Khan challenged Sajid Khan to make something worse than the IPL ads. Sajid Khan made Himmatwala.

- Just came across a song from Himmatwala "maar de bum pe laat". So what are we all waiting for? Let's head towards Sajid Khan's house.

- After I saw Himaatwala, i felt like doing Ajay Devgan's 'Apharan' and then pour some 'Gangajaal' on him and finally hand him over to 'Singham'

- If Ajay Devgan continues to act in movies like Himmatwala, days are not far when his neighbors' kids will confuse him with 'Rikshawala'.

- Two minutes of silence for those who have advanced booked Himmatwala tickets.

- Sad Story :
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the aaj par wapas 3 hi aaye :(
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Ek Friend Coma me chala gaya movie dekhte dekhte :'(

- The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's Himmatwala ...is now considering leaving Bollywood and going back to the Zoo..
His career is Ruined....!!

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