I try to consolidate few of the common lines spoken by my friends from the various booze parties which I was unfortunately a part of in Gandhinagar and Bangalore.
1. Tu mera bhai hai, aa gale lag jaa
2. Gaadi main chalaunga, itni se peene se koi chhadti hai kya?
3. Mein teri dil se izzat karta hun
4. Aaj chhad nahi rahi hai yaar, duplicate to nahi le aaye
5. Yeh mut samajhna ki mein pee kar bol raha hun
6. Yaar kum to nahi padegi
7. Ek chota sa aur ho jaaye
8. Tu bol tujhe kya chahiye, tere liye jaan bhi haazir hai
9. Main gaana dedicate karna chahta hun tum sab dosto ke liye
10. I love you
11. Apne baap ko mut sikha kya karna hai
12. Kal se daaru bandh
hahahahaha.. good experience...
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ReplyDelete1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!!
2. You know i am not drunk...
3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga...
5. Tu bura mat maann bhai...
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...
11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!
13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…
20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…
21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo
teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!
22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta
hun…
The best one...
23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
And Finally...
24. Saala... aaj se daru band...............!!!
:)
ReplyDeleten I presume this is the reason you don't drink.
Daru ke baad ( looking in the mirror ) AAL IS WELL BAHIYA!!!!!!AAL IS WELL
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