Sunday, November 17, 2013

Sachin Tendulkar's Farewell Speech

Just wanted to keep what he said in his speech for my memories...


All my friends. Settle down let me talk, I will get more and more emotional (crowd gets louder as he composes himself). My life, between 22 yards for 24 years, it is hard to believe that that wonderful journey has come to an end, but I would like to take this opportunity to thank people who have played an important role in my life. Also, for the first time in my life I am carrying this list, to remember all the names in case I forget someone. I hope you understand. It's getting a little bit difficult to talk but I will manage.

The most important person in my life, and I have missed him a lot since 1999 when he passed away, my father. Without his guidance, I don't think I would have been standing here in front of you. He gave me freedom at the age of 11, and told me that [I should] chase my dreams, but make sure you do not find shortcuts. The path might be difficult but don't give up, and I have simply followed his instructions. Above all, he told me to be a nice human being, which I will continue to do and try my best. Every time I have done something special [and] showed my bat, it was [for] my father.


My mother, I don't know how she dealt with such a naughty child like me. I was not easy to manage. She must be extremely patient. For a mother, the most important thing is that her child remains safe and healthy and fit. That was what she was most bothered and worried about. She took care of me for the last 24 years that I have played for India, but even before that she started praying for me the day I started playing cricket. She just prayed and prayed and I think her prayers and blessings have given me the strength to go out and perform, so a big thank you to my mother for all the sacrifices.


In my school days, for four years, I stayed with my uncle and aunt because my school was quite far from my home, and they treated me like their son. My aunt, after having had a hard day's play, I would be half asleep and she would be feeding me food so I could go again and play tomorrow. I can't forget these moments. I am like their son and I am glad it has continued to be the same way.


My eldest brother, Nitin, and his family, have always encouraged me. My eldest brother doesn't like to talk much, but the one thing he always told me is that whatever you do, I know you will always give it 100%, and that I have full faith and confidence in you. His encouragement meant a lot to me. My sister, Savita, and her family, was no different. The first cricket bat of my life was presented to me by my sister. It was a Kashmir willow bat. But that is where the journey began. She is one of those many who still continue to fast when I bat, so thank you very much.


Ajit, my brother, now what do I talk about him? I don't know. We have lived this dream together. He was the one who sacrificed his career for my cricket. He spotted the spark in me. And it all started from the age of 11 when he took me to Archrekar sir, my coach, and from there on my life changed. You will find this hard to believe but even last night he called to discuss my dismissal, knowing that there was a remote chance of batting again, but just the habit we have developed, the rapport we have developed, since my birth, has continued and it will continue. Maybe when I'm not playing cricket we will still be discussing technique.


Various things we agreed upon, my technique, and so many technical things which I didn't agree with him, we have had arguments and disagreements, but when I look back at all these things in my life, I would have been a lesser cricketer.


The most beautiful thing happened to me in 1990 when I met my wife, Anjali. Those were special years and it has continued and will always continue that way. I know Anjali, being a doctor; there was a wonderful career in front of her. When we decided to have a family, Anjali took the initiative to step back and say that 'you continue with your cricket and I will take the responsibility of the family'.


Without that, I don't think I would have been able to play cricket freely and without stress. Thanks for bearing with all my fuss and all my frustrations, and all sorts of rubbish that I have spoken. Thanks for bearing with me and always staying by my side through all the ups and downs. You are the best partnership I've had in my life.
Then, the two precious diamonds of my life, Sara and Arjun. They have already grown up. My daughter is 16, my son is 14. Time has flown by. I wanted to spend so much time with them on special occasions like their birthdays, their annual days, their sports day, going on holidays, whatever. I have missed out on all those things. Thanks for your understanding. Both of you have been so, so special to me you cannot imagine. I promise you [that] for 14 and 16 years I have not spent enough time with both of you, but the next 16 years or even beyond that, everything is for you.


My in-laws, Anand Mehta and Annabel, both have been so, so supportive [and] loving and caring. I have discussed on various things in life, generally with them, and have taken their advice. You know, it's so important to have a strong family who is always with you and who are guiding you. Before you start clapping, the most important thing they did was allowing me to marry Anjali, so thank you very much.


In the last 24 years that I have played for India I have made new friends, and before that I have had friends from my childhood. They have all had a terrific contribution. As and when I have called them to come and bowl to me at the nets, they have left their work aside to come and help me. Be it joining me on holidays and having discussions with me on cricket, or how I was a little stressed and wanting to find a solution so I can perform better.
All those moments my friends were with me. Even for when I was injured, I would wake up in the morning because I couldn't sleep and thought that my career was over because of injuries, that is when my friends have woken up at 3 o'clock in the morning to drive with me and make me believe that my career was not over. Life would be incomplete without all those friends. Thanks for being there for me.


My cricket career started when I was 11. The turning point of my career was when my brother (Ajit) took me to Achrekar sir. I was extremely delighted to see him up in the stands. Normally he sits in front of the television and he watches all the games that I play. When I was 11/12, those were the days when I used to hop back on his scooter and play a couple of practice matches a day. The first half the innings I would be batting at Shivaji Park, the second half, at some other match in Azad Maidan. He would take me all over Mumbai to make sure I got match practice.


On a lighter note, in the last 29 years, sir has never ever said 'well played' to me because he thought I would get complacent and I would stop working hard. Maybe he can push his luck and wish me now, well done on my career, because there are no more matches, sir, in my life. I will be witnessing cricket, and cricket will always stay in my heart, but you have had an immense contribution in my life, so thank you very much.


My cricket for Mumbai started right here on this ground, the Mumbai Cricket Association (MCA), which is so dear to me. I remember landing from New Zealand at four o'clock in the morning, and turning up for a game here at eight o'clock just because I wanted to be a part of Mumbai cricket, and not that somebody forced me. That was for the love of Mumbai cricket, and thank you very much. The president is here so thank you very much, along with your team, for taking care of me and looking after my cricket.


The dream was obviously to play for India, and that is where my association with BCCI started. BCCI was fantastic, right from my debut they believed in my ability and selecting me into the squad at the age of 16 was a big step, so thanks to all the selectors for having faith in me and the BCCI for giving me the freedom to express myself out in the middle. Things would have been different if you had not been behind me, and I really appreciate your support. Especially when I was injured, you were right with me and making sure that all the treatments were taken care of, and that I got fit and fine and playing [right] back for India.


The journey has been special, the last 24 years, I have played with many senior cricketers, and even before that there were many senior cricketers with whom I watched on television. They inspired me to play cricket, and to play in the right way. Thanks to all those senior cricketers, and unfortunately I have not been able to play with them, but I have high regards for all their achievements and all their contributions.


We see it on the mega-screen, Rahul, Laxman, Sourav, and Anil, who is not here, and my team-mates right here in front me. You are like my family away from home. I have had some wonderful times with you. It is going to be difficult to not be part of the dressing room, sharing those special moments. All the coaches for their guidance, it has been special for me. I know when MS Dhoni presented me the 200th Test match cap on Day One morning. I had a brief message for the team. I would like to repeat that. I just feel that all of us are so, so fortunate and proud to be part of the Indian cricket team and serving the nation.


Knowing all of you guys, I know you will continue to serve the nation in the right spirit and right values. I believe we have been the lucky ones to be chosen by the Almighty to serve this sport. Each generation gets this opportunity to take care of this sport and serve it to the best of our ability. I have full faith in you to continue to serve the nation in the right spirit and to the best of your ability, to bring all the laurels to the country. All the very best.


I would be failing in my duties if I did not thank all the doctors, the physios, the trainers, who have put this difficult body together to go back on the field and be able to play. The amount of injuries that I have had in my career, I don't know how you have managed to keep me fit, but without your special efforts, it would never have happened. The doctors have met me at weird hours. I mean I have called them from Mumbai to Chennai, Mumbai to Delhi, I mean wherever. They have just taken the next flight and left their work and families to be with me, which has allowed me to play. So a big thank you to all three of you for keeping me in good shape.


My dear friend, late Mark Mascarenhas, my first manager. We unfortunately lost him in a car accident in 2001, but he was such a well-wisher of cricket, my cricket, and especially Indian cricket. He was so passionate. He understood what it takes to represent a nation and gave me all the space to go out and express myself, and never pressurised me to do this ad or promotion or whatever the sponsors demanded. He took care of that and today I miss him, so thank you Mark for all your contribution.


My current management team, WSG, for repeating what Mark has done, because when I signed the contract I exactly told them what I want from them, and what it requires to represent me. They have done that and respected that.


Someone who has worked closely with me for 14 years is my manager, Vinod Nayudu. He is more like my family and all the sacrifices, spending time away from his family for my work, has been special, so big thank you to his family as well for giving up so much time for my work with Vinod.


In my school days, when I performed well, the media backed me a lot. They continue to do that till this morning. Thank you so much to the media for supporting and appreciating my performances. It surely had a positive effect on me. Thank you so much to all the photographers as well for those wonderfully captured moments that will stay with me for the rest of my life, so a big thank you to all the photographers.


I know my speech is getting a bit too long (crowd roars with 'noooo'), but this is the last thing I want to say. I want to thank all the people here who have flown in from various parts of the world, and have supported me endlessly, whether I scored a 0 or a 100-plus. Your support was so dear to me and meant a lot to me. Whatever you have done for me.


I know I have met so many guys who have fasted for me, prayed for me, done so much for me. Without that life wouldn't have been like this for me. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, and also say that time has flown by rather quickly, but the memories you have left with me will always be with me forever and ever, especially "Sachin, Sachin" which will reverberate in my ears till I stop breathing. Thank you very much. If I have missed out on saying something, I hope you understand. Goodbye.


What a person!!! What a human being!!! What a legend!!!!

I promise that I shall remain your fan forever - till I am alive

Monday, May 27, 2013

Words from the wise

I recently finished reading Khushwant Singh's THE FREETHINKER PRAYER BOOK and found some interesting quotes from different religious teachings and thinkers.

"If a man say, I love God and hateth his brother, he is a liar
For he that loveth not his brother, whom he hath seen, cannot love God whom he hath not seen"
                                                                                                    - The Bible

"Only the small of heart think: 'These are my people and those strangers'. For the magnanimous sage, All World is Family"
                                                                                            - Maha Upanishad (Vasudhaivkutumbukam)

"What use is bending or bowing of head,
When you bow, not the heart?"
                                                                                             - The Guru Granth Sahib

"By self along is evil done,
By self is one digraced,
By self is evil left undone,
By self alone is one purified,
Purity and impurity belong to self, no one can purify another"
                                                                                             - The Dhammapada

"Your actions are defined by intention,
Every man shall deserve only that which he intended"
                                                                                              - Prophet Mohammed


"Whether one believes in religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or not,
There isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate kindness and compassion"
                                                                                               - The Dalai Lama

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgement you pronounce you will be judged
And with the measure you use it, will be measured to you"
                                                                                               - Jesus

"Once I set out to find the crooked of heart and returned disappointed,
Then I looked into my heart; I found the king of crooks hiding there"
                                                                                                - Kabir

"Learn to see the divine in every human being,
Give food to the hungry, water to the thirsty and clothes to the naked,
This is how you feel God"
                                                                                               - Shirdi Sai Baba

"He who knows others is learned,
He who knows himself is wise"
                                                                                           - Lao Tsu

"He that gives should never remember,
He that receives should never forget"
                                                                                           - The Talmud

"Always tell the truth, then you don't have to remember anything"
                                                                                           - Mark Twain

"Do not do to others as you would not wish done to your self"
                                                                                           - Confucius

"Beauty is eternity gazing itself in a mirror,
But you are eternity and you are the mirror"
                                                                                         - Khalil Gibran

"The passing moment is all that we can be sure of,
It is only common sense to extract its utmost value from it"
                                                                                         - W. Somerset Maugham

"When your heart is clean and right,
The Ganga's in your bath tub"
                                                                                         - Ravi Dass

 "We have been looking for the burning bush, the parting of sea, the bellowing voice from heaven,
Instead we should be looking at day-by-day events in our lives for evidence of the miraculous"
                                                                                            - M. Scott Peck

"Hands that help are far better than the lips that pray"
                                                                                            - Robert G. Ingersoll

"Wealth without work,
Pleasure without conscience,
Science without humanity,
Knowledge without character,
Commerce without morality,
Worship without sacrifice,
Politics without principle"
                                                                                            - Seven Deadly Sins by M.K. Gandhi 

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Himmatwala Special

- Breaking News:
US attacks North Korea by dropping Himmatwala Dvd's.

... - In India, 1st April to be renamed as 'Himmatwala Day'.

- Sanjay Dutt decided to go Jail than watching Himmatwala.

- Lashkar-E-Tayba owns responsibility of Himmatwala.

- Sajid Khan to receive National Award for 'WTF Film' category.

- Rajanikant went to Coma after watching Himmatwala.

- Best scene in Himmatwala:
"The Interval".

- Income Tax department to raid audience who watched Himmatwala.

- Sonia Gandhi decides to go back to Italy after watching Himmatwala.

- Kajol claimed Divorce after watching Himmatwala

- Ques.: If Sajid Khan; Farah Khan & Sirish Kunder fall off a tall building, who will survive....??

Ans.: INDIAN CINEMA =D :p ;) X_X

- BREAKING NEWS !!
Rahul Gandhi to visit the victims of Himmatwala soon.

- Apocalypse is when you accidentally go to watch Himmatwala and the 'Jumping Japang' ad is played during the interval !

- Reportedly Rajnikanth went to Coma and Sir Ravindra Jadeja lost his memory after watching Himmatwala.

- Virat Kohli has blocked Tamannah after watching Himmatwala!!

- North Korea is entering in a state of war against South Korea. I suggest them to drop DVD's of Drona, Tees Maar Khan, Joker and Himmatwala on each other. Instant Death!

- Not the actor, but each person coming out of the hall after watching the movie, should be called 'Himmatwala'!

- Farah Khan challenged Sajid Khan to make something worse than the IPL ads. Sajid Khan made Himmatwala.

- Just came across a song from Himmatwala "maar de bum pe laat". So what are we all waiting for? Let's head towards Sajid Khan's house.

- After I saw Himaatwala, i felt like doing Ajay Devgan's 'Apharan' and then pour some 'Gangajaal' on him and finally hand him over to 'Singham'

- If Ajay Devgan continues to act in movies like Himmatwala, days are not far when his neighbors' kids will confuse him with 'Rikshawala'.

- Two minutes of silence for those who have advanced booked Himmatwala tickets.

- Sad Story :
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the aaj par wapas 3 hi aaye :(
.
.
Ek Friend Coma me chala gaya movie dekhte dekhte :'(

- The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's Himmatwala ...is now considering leaving Bollywood and going back to the Zoo..
His career is Ruined....!!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Concepts of ISMs

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...


Courtesy: Facebook Wall Post from friends

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Udhaar ki baatein

हमारा भारत उधार के भरोसे  चल रहा है। ग्राहक को अपने पास खीचने का यह सबसे सफल उपाय माना जाता है। परंतु ग्राहक को अपना माल बेचने के बाद रिटेल धंधे में जो अक्सर शब्द सुनने में आते हें, वो यह हें :

1. लिख लेना 
2. बाद में लेना 
3. आकर देता हूँ 
4. दे दूंगा 
5. आकर  ले जाना 
6. कल दे दूंगा 
7. सुबह देता हूँ 
8. शाम को देता हूँ 
9. भरोसा नहीं है क्या?
10. पहचानते नहीं हो क्या?
11. भाग जाऊंगा क्या?
12. टेलीफोन करने पर - साहब नहीं हैं, मीटिंग में बिजी हैं
13. मीटिंग में व्यस्त हैं - थोड़ी देर में करना 

आखिर ऐसा क्यों? 

जागो ग्राहक जागो !!!!

Friday, January 11, 2013

Thought

वक़्त का पता नहीं चलता अपनों के साथ,
पर अपनों का पता चलता है वक़्त के साथ 

Bhagwaan kahan se ho?

कपडे हो गए छोटे, शर्म कहाँ से हो ।
अनाज हो गया रासायनिक, स्वाद कहाँ से हो ।
भोजन हो गया डालडा का , ताकत कहाँ से हो ।
नेता हुआ कुर्सी का, देश्मुखी कहाँ से हो ।
फूल हुए प्लास्टिक के, खुशबु कहाँ से हो ।
चेहरा हुआ मेकअप का, रूप कहाँ से हो ।
शिक्षक हुए टयूशन  के, विद्या कहाँ से हो ।
प्रोग्राम हुए चैनल के , संस्कार कहाँ से हो ।
इंसान हुआ  पैसों का , दया कहाँ से हो ।
 पानी हुआ केमिकल का, गंगाजल कहाँ से हो ।
संत हुए स्वार्थ के, सत्संग कहाँ से हो ।
भक्त हुए स्वार्थ  के, भगवान कहाँ से हो ।

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sidhuisms in Hindi

Sidhuisms on 1st Test, Ind Vs Eng, 15th Nov, 2012

STAR CRICKET has started giving commentary in Hindi starring Navjot Singh Sidhu. SHIT!!!!
  • परबत की हरियाली देख कर यह पता नहीं लगाया जा सकता है की उसके अन्दर कितनी ज्वाला भरी हुई है!! - On Sehwag's Batting
  •  फायदे की ईमारत हमेशा नुक्सान की धुप में ही बनती है! - On Gambhir's form
  •  जैसे जल  मिटटी को कीचड बनाये बिना नहीं रुक सकता, वैसे ही स्वान भारतीय बल्लेबाजों के रास्ते में भूकंप ला सकता है!!! - On Graeme Swann's Spin Attack
  • जो काम सुई कर सकती है, वो तलवार नहीं कर सकती!! - On Pujara's batting and bringing stability in batting line up
  • वशीभूत और मंत्रमुग्ध कर देने वाला स्ट्रोक!! - On Yuvraj's straight drive for a boundary
  • अनहोनी को होनी कर दे, होनी को अनहोनी; एक जगह जब जमा हो तीनों - यादव, प्रज्ञान और धोनी - On India's bowling attack in 2nd innings

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Udd ja hans akela

Heard this bhajan on the internet - the lyrics hold a deep meaning in my life:

Ek dall do panchhi re baitha kaun guru kaun chela
Guru ki karni guru bharega chela ki karni chela re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela

Maati chun chun mahal banaya
Log kahe ghar mera
Na ghar tera na ghar mera chidiya rain basera re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Kaudi kaudi maya jodi jod bharela thaila
Kahat kabeer suno bhai sadhu
Sang chale na dhela re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Maat kahe ye putra hamara bahan kahe ye mera
Bhai kahe ye bhuja hamari naari kahe ye nar mera re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Pet pakad ke maata roye bah pakad ke bhai
Lapat jhapat ke chidiya roye
Hans akela jai re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Jab tak jiye mata roye bahan roye dasmasa
Barah din tak tiriya roye
Bhed kare ghar vasa re sadhu bhai
Udd ja hans akela


Raaye

मेरे बारे में कोई राय कायम मत करना !!!
क्योंकि मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा, तुम्हारी राय बदलेगी

:)

Friday, September 28, 2012

Barfi - Background Check

Movie BARFI & My Experience :

Watched BARFI in Udaipur two weeks back. Loved the movie that time. A movie buff like me could not stop himself from clapping with many others like me in the theater at the end of the movie. Just had a thought that time that I will go to FB and post my review and feeling for what a piece of ART this movie was for me. Thank god I was not having internet access for two days and that I still don't use a smart phone, which saved me from making a fool of myself.

This week I got to know how more then 32 scenes of the movie were directly copied from oscar winning films. How the complete background music is a copy of the Oscar winning film Amili. I was shocked and angry, felt like a fool....a big one. Shame on you Anurag Basu and Pritam for doing this!!!! 

Its so amazing to know that the film has done 100 crore business. And to add to the shame the film has been sent to Oscars. Its a fact that the film will be thrown away in Oscars in screening committee due to its copied content. But what has happened to the Film Federation of India (FFI) who are so brain dead to pick up this film for Oscars. I guess they don't watch too much of Foreign Movies like me these days....

This incident has evoked a fresh interest in me for Foreign films and diluted it for my Hindi films as of now.... and i feel sorry for it but can't help it.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Don't Judge till you know them

Read this story and could relate it with our real lives... How soon do we judge people from your actions, behavior till we truly know them...

A 24 year old traveling in train with his parents was looking at the sight outside from his train window.. He shouts, "Dad!! Look the trees are going behind." Dad smiled and a couple sitting next to the boy's parents noticed the childish behavior of a 24-year old with pity, the boy again exclaimed, "Dad!! Look the clouds are running with us!" The couple couldn't resist and said to boy's dad, "Why don't you take your son to a good doctor?"

The dad smiled and said, "I did and we are just returning from the hospital, my son was blind from birth and he got his eyes today...."


Sunday, May 13, 2012

APL - Apna Premier League

Guys!!!

We are not talking about Cricket here.. we would talk about entertainment, frenzy and colorful way of living your life every Sunday morning.. oh yeah!!! thats what we do in Udaipur every weekend

Apna Premier League a.k.a APL has its roots from famous IPL.. the base rules staying the same but with lot of injustice, prejudice and unfairness mixed with it. Though, there are instances of harmonious and equal environment, sense of appreciation towards the batsman, bowler, fielder and wicketkeeper - but you need to play with us to understand what I mean :D

Golden Rules:

1. There is a five-match series played between captains on every possible Sunday morning (unless it rains or players are too tired to wake up) . The captains would change after every five-match series. The decision of appointing a new captain is biased and deserved by a close friend who has always found an excuse from becoming one. The criteria may or may not include good performances, sutta and rajnigandha consumptions, sense of humor, capability of listening to everyone.
2. The captain who wins the toss will always field first. Why? Bcoz of pitch conditions? Simply because it becomes quite sunny after 9:30 AM for players to field. They would prefer fielding in shade rather than in sun. Early morning dew causing ball to skid, seam movement etc. are not applicable. No-Tanning comes first!!!!
3. The bowler would set the field bringing slow and heavy players in the circle so that they dont have to run much, the quick players would be sent in deep positions. Since the bowler doesnt know where will he bowl or pitch the delivery, he uses his best guess initially to set the field.. then probably after a boundary is hit or the bowl goes in the direction where the fielder was not set, he would simply move the fielder to that position. You know its hard to predict everything!!!!!
4. More than the wicketkeeper, the thirdman and fine leg positions play an important role. It would be dishonest to say that the wicketkeeping gloves have a problem :P The batsman can miss the ball and still get runs
5. The fielder receives an applaud if he is able to stop the ball within first time.
6. Every player have their own box of suggestions which they keep telling the bowler or batsman after every delivery. You know we are friends and our captain is also our friend!!!!
7. After every 10 overs, there will be a strategic timeout. The strategy is to have 2-3 sutta and 1-2 rajnigandha first and then joke around. This is so prevalent and coercive that even after the strategic timeout that the fielder standing in deep position will need it - Again we are friends and happy to help!!!
8. The umpire's decision is final - he is respected and obeyed 99% of the time. To make the match interesting, he might give a wrong decision with a grin on his face :D I tell you, the applaud he receives from the team he has supported with that wrong decision is AWESOME!!!! I have experienced it myself
9.  After the first innings, the players would be served with poha, samosa, kachori and cold drinks. Naashta na kiya to kya khaak kiya!!!
10. Even after batting first and with other players sitting in shade, the team is so tired that they are unable to field properly. You have to blame SUN for this!!!

Overall, it is an adventure and worth experiencing :)

Friday, May 4, 2012

Written by An Indian Software Engineer

Written by An Indian Software Engineer
A Bitter Reality

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true.

Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India. My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.
I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.

Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting
shorter I was forced to select one candidate. In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to return to USA, after giving some money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA.

My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing. After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.

Every year I decide to go to India… But part work part monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had done whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away without seeing their grand children. After couple more years passed away, much to my children's dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down. I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return to the USA... My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in India... My 2 children and I returned to USA after promising my wife I would be back for good after two years. Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my son was happy living in USA... I decided that had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India... I had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality.

Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the holy abode. 
Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this?

My father, even after staying in India, Had a house to his name and I too have the same nothing more. I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM. Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing. This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are losing their values and culture because of it. I get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember me.

Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be performing my last rights, God Bless them.
But the question still remains 'was all this worth it?'

I am still searching for an answer.................!!!

START THINKING

IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???

LIFE IS BEYOND THIS …..DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE ……..
START LIVING IT …….
LIVE IT AS YOU WANT IT TO BE ……

Courtesy: Facebook

Monday, September 12, 2011

I'm thankful

Few things I am thankful for:

1. Worries at the start of the day, that means I am alive :P
2. Clothes that don't fit me anymore, that means I am getting good food (thanks to my mom and wife) :D :D
3. The mess to clean after a party, that means I still have friends around me :)
4. My house roof needs fixing, that means I have a house
5. I pay taxes, that means I am not penniless
6. Often hear from quarreling relatives, that means I have a family

Monday, August 29, 2011

Rat race - it hurts

Ever wondered why are you one of those people who are caught in the race? You must be an engineer who did his/her graduation in Computer Science/ Electrical/ Mechanical / Civil from one of the many good colleges in the country. You completed your graduation by copying the answers from your friends, googling projects or even strong guesses. You always dreamt of big things during graduation but yet appeared for campus interviews. Probably you were the lucky one to get selected early or you were the one who scraped through. You then joined an IT major and became one of 25000 candidates selected that year from different colleges/ universities to do an outsourced job... and then?

You became a rat.. you joined a rat race. The rat race of appraisals, on-site opportunities, promotions, buying a new car, flat etc. etc. Didn't you?

Question: Does it hurt to be in the rat race?

Busy running a rat race, many people forget the real reason they are chasing a dream. Some people get into the habit of running a rat race because they are trying to compete with people or make people in their lives, such as their parents, happy with the decisions they make.

I am a Software Engineer. I've developed desktop and mobile applications, product development using SAP. I also did an executive MBA during my job tenure. But none of my job profiles offered me to "manage" and "grow" something until lately I took the reigns in my hand. Wondering what I did during my last 6 years, was it something I real wanted to do? Sadly, the answer is NO. I always wanted to run my own business.

Life beyond the Rat Race


The life beyond the rat race only begins when we take a small but meaningful journey within us. It is important for us to know what we really want to do, what you are passionate about. For example, if you think that you are trapped in a lousy career, its a good idea to look back and see why you are in a career you hate.

Second good way would be to stop trying to compete with other people. Whether you are competing with someone with better possessions or better job, you will be stuck running a rat race because you probably won't be able to catch up with them. You are only in competition with yourself. 


Every one imagines a life beyond a rat race. But hardly any one dares to try and live it. All we need to do it first know what we want and then take steps to do it. Money is secondary. If Edison invented electric bulb because he wanted to earn, he’d have never invented an electric bulb. Do it if your heart says. Do some thing new, some thing better and do it if it is fun. If you are good at it, the money will follow.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

DSLR - You don't stop with that, do you?


As I browse through my Facebook feed through various tinted photographs of poor people and crows making out on a high tension power line, it only compounds my irritation.

Apparently anyone can now own a DSLR without knowing what it expands to. The moment you get one, you update your Facebook status with technical specifications of your camera that serves as a harbinger to us. Then you have two passive Facebook users (Their role in online social life ends with the like button) to like it. I think they are like assassins. You can hire them and get them to like stuff on a temporary basis. An innocent girl falls for the bait and comments “Wow”. A hound of wolves go and like her comment, which tallies to a higher rational number than the likes for your original post, thereby embarrassing you. I mean, why this hoopla?

When you get your DSLR, do you start looking at everything as a prospective photograph. Poor people are now the target of your black and white pics. Suddenly old senile men clad in loin cloth are of value to you. A wrecked car becomes an object of art. I mean, how suddenly?

You categorize stuff into different senseless albums. Stray dogs come under the category of wildlife. Why man, why?Do they live in the forest? Are they endangered? I really don’t think so. They chase me all around the housing colony, as I drive my car with my windows up out of fear, when I return home after 11 pm. Your cycle bell is shot in high resolution and uploaded into “random pics”.

Doors, windows, bullet enfields and light switches go under the category of classic pictures. Who certified it as classic dear? The Academy awards jury?Sigh, self-proclamation. And yes, find new names. “What I see”, “Brilliant shots from my eye” and “Shots through my lens” are exhausted names for an album.

”Random pics”, the worst ever name, not just for an album. If you hate your child, you should name him “Random pics”.
You know what I dread the most? When you walk alone and call it a photowalk. Apparently it is exactly like your normal walk, except for the fact that you annoy other people with your camera during your walk, thereby intruding their privacy. You shoot pictures of mango sellers, beach, shops, lakes, carvings, pillars and everything you find. Then you post process it and make it look pretentious. And then you put your logo along with a copyright image. Yeah, because Sanjay Leela Bhansali is looking to sneak away your photos and plagiarize it in his next movie. Some of the folks even put “Rights reserved” at the footer of the image. I wonder what rights you have reserved for yourself. I will plagiarize it and see how you effectively sue me in high court. 

It is tiring to see “Ram photography” , “Shyam photography” or “Soorpanaka photography” as image footers.

You don’t stop with that, do you? You have to bestow your photography tips on us. When we common men click photos with our “point and shoot” cameras, you go all over our pictures and say “This should have been shot in Macro mode” , “That should have been shot at this exposure”. Ok, I know you understand the nuances of photography. However all I want is just to click a button and get a picture. From now on, your shooting tips will be met with shooting, from a gun.

End of rant.

P.S: Don't take it to heart you DSLR owners, please keep clicking my pictures in any mode you want :)

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Mending Wall

Another school era classic....makes so much sense now :) I esp love the lines that are in bold...


Something there is that doesn't love a wall,
That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it,
And spills the upper boulders in the sun,
And makes gaps even two can pass abreast.
The work of hunters is another thing:
I have come after them and made repair
Where they have left not one stone on a stone,
But they would have the rabbit out of hiding,
To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean,
No one has seen them made or heard them made,
But at spring mending-time we find them there.
I let my neighbor know beyond the hill;
And on a day we meet to walk the line
And set the wall between us once again.
We keep the wall between us as we go.
To each the boulders that have fallen to each.
And some are loaves and some so nearly balls
We have to use a spell to make them balance:
'Stay where you are until our backs are turned!'
We wear our fingers rough with handling them.
Oh, just another kind of out-door game,
One on a side. It comes to little more:
There where it is we do not need the wall:
He is all pine and I am apple orchard.
My apple trees will never get across
And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him.
He only says, 'Good fences make good neighbors'.
Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder
If I could put a notion in his head:
'Why do they make good neighbors? Isn't it
Where there are cows?
But here there are no cows.
Before I built a wall I'd ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offence.
Something there is that doesn't love a wall, 

That wants it down.' I could say 'Elves' to him,
But it's not elves exactly, and I'd rather
He said it for himself. I see him there
Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top
In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed.
He moves in darkness as it seems to me~
Not of woods only and the shade of trees.
He will not go behind his father's saying,
And he likes having thought of it so well
He says again, "Good fences make good neighbors." 



~ Robert Frost

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Relationship

4 stages of a relationship between boy and gal:

1. Hand in hand
2. That in hand
3. Hand in that
4. That in that

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Must watch movies

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914798/

Set during World War II, a story seen through the innocent eyes of Bruno, the eight-year-old son of the commandant at a concentration camp, whose forbidden friendship with a Jewish boy on the other side of the camp fence has startling and unexpected consequences


The Boat that rocked - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131729/
A period comedy about an illegal radio station in the North Sea in the 1960s.